- I LOVE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MEAT FOR THE COW EATERS.....
- WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR!!!!
- ANY THING OTHER THAN MEAT?????
- For All Of Those Vegetarians Out There.........
- All Of The Colors That Are Not On The Rainbow.......
- Well These Cows Do Look Like The Colors Of The Rainbow......
- Cow Jokes..........and boy are they cheesy LOL
- FUNNY COW VIDEOS!!!!!!! DO NOT ASK!!!!
- Blog About COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Cow Jokes [from SimplyBovine.com]
Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-Calfenated
Q: What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
A: UDDER destruction!
Q: What's a cow's favorite food?
A: Bullogna
Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
Q: What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
A: Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
Q: What is a cow's favorite holiday?
A: Moo Years Day!!
Q: What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
A: Milk dud, or an utter failure!!
Q: What do you call a cow with holes in it?
A: HOLY COW!
Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: To a calf-a tiria!
Q: What did the cow say when she saw her calf's messy room?
A: Were you raised in a barn?
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What kind of car does a cow drive?
A: A Cattelac!
Q: Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained
enlightenment?
A: It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
Q:What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock!
Q: What did the scientist say when he found bones on
the moon?
A: Looks like the cow didn't make it!!
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:He wanted rich milk.
:What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:Spoiled milk.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: Where is a cow's most happiest place on earth?????
A: In COWlifornia, of course!!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh Moo!
Q: What do you call cow and a poodle mixed.
A: COWPOO
Q: What do cows do online?
A: They instant moo-ssege each other!
Q: What do you get when you mix a cow and a ghost?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
Theres 2 cows in a field, One cow looks at the other cow and says "moo." The other cow looks back and says "I was just going to say that"
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
When a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose?
Q: What did the mime cow say?
A: Udderly nothing
Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat !!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Why do cows wear cow bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day"
There was a cow learning to play the piano! She was awful. One of her heifer friends had came by. Hey Bossy she said how is my playin? Bossy said you getting butter and butter!!
Q: Why doesn't Sweden import cattle?
A: They have a good Stockholm.
Q: why did the cow run frantically across the road?
A: So she wouldn't get creamed
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow, who?
Cows don't say who, cows say moo !
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY COW?
A: MOO-DY
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
Q: What are the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What do you call a cow's second cousin that has been sent to the meat packing plant?
A: A first cousin, once remooooooved.
Q: What do you call a cow on Halloween?
A: Boooooovine
Q: What do you call a cow on Christmas?
A: Santa Cows
Q: What do you call a cow on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Leprecown
Q: What do you call a cow on Easter?
A: Udderly silly, you call the Easter Bunny
Q: How do you tell a cow is exceptional?
A: It's out standing in its field
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-Calfenated
Q: What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
A: UDDER destruction!
Q: What's a cow's favorite food?
A: Bullogna
Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
Q: What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
A: Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
Q: What is a cow's favorite holiday?
A: Moo Years Day!!
Q: What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
A: Milk dud, or an utter failure!!
Q: What do you call a cow with holes in it?
A: HOLY COW!
Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: To a calf-a tiria!
Q: What did the cow say when she saw her calf's messy room?
A: Were you raised in a barn?
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What kind of car does a cow drive?
A: A Cattelac!
Q: Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained
enlightenment?
A: It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
Q:What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock!
Q: What did the scientist say when he found bones on
the moon?
A: Looks like the cow didn't make it!!
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:He wanted rich milk.
:What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:Spoiled milk.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: Where is a cow's most happiest place on earth?????
A: In COWlifornia, of course!!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh Moo!
Q: What do you call cow and a poodle mixed.
A: COWPOO
Q: What do cows do online?
A: They instant moo-ssege each other!
Q: What do you get when you mix a cow and a ghost?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
Theres 2 cows in a field, One cow looks at the other cow and says "moo." The other cow looks back and says "I was just going to say that"
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
When a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose?
Q: What did the mime cow say?
A: Udderly nothing
Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat !!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Why do cows wear cow bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day"
There was a cow learning to play the piano! She was awful. One of her heifer friends had came by. Hey Bossy she said how is my playin? Bossy said you getting butter and butter!!
Q: Why doesn't Sweden import cattle?
A: They have a good Stockholm.
Q: why did the cow run frantically across the road?
A: So she wouldn't get creamed
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow, who?
Cows don't say who, cows say moo !
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY COW?
A: MOO-DY
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
Q: What are the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What do you call a cow's second cousin that has been sent to the meat packing plant?
A: A first cousin, once remooooooved.
Q: What do you call a cow on Halloween?
A: Boooooovine
Q: What do you call a cow on Christmas?
A: Santa Cows
Q: What do you call a cow on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Leprecown
Q: What do you call a cow on Easter?
A: Udderly silly, you call the Easter Bunny
Q: How do you tell a cow is exceptional?
A: It's out standing in its field